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Ancient Roman jokes are usually recorded by ancient writers to be used as a rhetorical device, and many of them are apparently taken from real-life trials conducted by famous advocates, such as Cicero.One of the oldest Roman jokes, which is based on a fictitious story and survived alive to this time, is told by Macrobius in his Saturnalia:Some provincial man has come to Rome, and walking on the streets was drawing everyone's attention, being a real double of the emperor Augustus. The emperor, having brought him to the palace, looks at him and then asks:-Tell me, young man, did your mother come to Rome anytime?The reply was:
-She never has. But my father frequently was here.(The modern version is that an aristocrat, having met his exact double, asks: "Was your mother a housemaid in our palace?" "No, my father was a gardener there").
An example of a joke based on double meaning is recorded in Gellius (2nd century AD):A man, standing before a censor, is about to testify, whether he has a wife. The censor asks:-Do you have, in all your honesty, a wife?-I surely do, but not in all my honesty.(the pun is in the expression used for in all your honesty - orig. ex animi tui sententia, typically used in oaths - which can also be understood as to your liking).Some of the jokes are about fortune-tellers and the like, and are probably of Greek origin. An example (1st century BCE):A runner going to participate in the Olympic games had a dream, that he was driving a quadriga. Early in the morning he goes to a fortune-teller for explanation of the dream. The reply is:
-You will win, that meant the speed and the strength of the horses.But, to be sure about this, the runner visits another fortune-teller. This one replies:-You will lose. Don't you understand, that four ones came before you?Russian jokes (Russian: анекдо́ты (transcribed anekdoty), literally anecdotes), the most popular form of Russian humour, are short fictional stories or dialogs with a punch line.Russian joke culture includes a series of categories with fixed and highly familiar settings and characters. Surprising effects are achieved by an endless variety of plots. Russian jokes are on topics found everywhere in the world, including sex, politics, spouse relations, or mothers-in-law. This article discusses Russian joke subjects that are particular to Russian or Soviet culture.Every category has a host of untranslatable jokes that rely on linguistic puns, wordplay, and Russian's vocabulary of foul language. Below, (L) marks jokes whose humor value critically depends on untranslatable features of the Russian language.The question/answer joke, sometimes posed as a common riddle, has a supposedly straight question and an answer which is twisted for humorous effect; puns are often employed. Of this type are knock-knock joke, light bulb joke, the many variations on "why did the chicken cross the road?", and the class of "What's the difference between a _______ and a ______" joke, where the punch line is often a pun or a spoonerism linking two apparently entirely unconnected concepts.
Some jokes require a double act, where one respondent (usually the straight man) can be relied on to give the correct response to the person telling the joke. This is more common in performance than informal joke-telling.A shaggy dog story is an extremely long and involved joke with an intentionally weak or completely non-existent punchline. The humour lies in building up the audience's anticipation and then letting them down completely. The longer the story can continue without the audience realising it is a joke, and not a serious anecdote, the more successful it is.
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers
Adult Joke Videos Adult Jokes Sms Funny Hindi English Photos Images Wallpapers

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